I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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