bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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