So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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