so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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