yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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