omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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