Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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