Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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