PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
