I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dick very happy bro
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