is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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