I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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