sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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