My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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