Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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