Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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