I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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