Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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