I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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