Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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