so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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