I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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