Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.