Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse