that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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