We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
