I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So many bounce houses so little time
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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