3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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