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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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