Apparently you make a good broom.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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