she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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