I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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