used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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