I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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