I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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