Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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