You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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