Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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