go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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