Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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