so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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