Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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