This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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