Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you win again, gameday.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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