Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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