I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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