I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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