question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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