im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"