New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.