you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon