took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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