Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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