Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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