drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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