the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We need to get me chipped asap
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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