capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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