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(702): View more from Nevada

Its only 8 and she is already passed out

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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(818): View more from California

lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.

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(217): View more from Illinois

and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!

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