Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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