If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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