Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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