But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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