I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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