If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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